Plz don’t make me get out of bed
wow toy story 3 did you have to be such a fucking disappointment
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
Are you ready for a challenge?
why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart